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bleakparadise:

rare, personal list of kim and kanye’s possible baby’s name

  • Me: I won't get jealous
  • Me: Who's this fucking whore

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

lolzpicx: Just searching for a place I’ll fit in.

lolzpicx:

Just searching for a place I’ll fit in.

g-narnia:

edwad:

onetreetrill:

mullingod:

Obama at White House Correspondents’ dinner. [x]

even obama is done with taylor’s shit

i’m a republican and that was a solid joke

dam breh

lol

saturgay:

Liking someone you never see is the most frustrating feeling in the world

Anonymous asked: You crack me up. All your original posts are gold.

THEN WHY DO YOU NOT REBLOG THEM, HUH? THATS THE QUESTION I WOULD LIKE TO BE ANSWERED.


Also, thanks. that means a lot. :)

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

penis-hilton: 7eleven: What does that say idk

penis-hilton:

7eleven:

What does that say

idk

I base all of my life decisions off of the messages on taco bell sauce packages

her-carcass-reanimates:

rotten-fruit-and-perfect-aim:

starvingfartist:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

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now im lion on the cold hard ground

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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS

hello male followers

how do i convince boys to like me this is for science

amoying:

QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY