rare, personal list of kim and kanye’s possible baby’s name
- Me: I won't get jealous
- Me: Who's this fucking whore
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Just searching for a place I’ll fit in.
Obama at White House Correspondents’ dinner. [x]
even obama is done with taylor’s shit
i’m a republican and that was a solid joke
Liking someone you never see is the most frustrating feeling in the world
Anonymous asked: You crack me up. All your original posts are gold.
THEN WHY DO YOU NOT REBLOG THEM, HUH? THATS THE QUESTION I WOULD LIKE TO BE ANSWERED.
Also, thanks. that means a lot. :)
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
I base all of my life decisions off of the messages on taco bell sauce packages
i knew you were trouble when you walked in
now im lion on the cold hard ground
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS
hello male followers
how do i convince boys to like me this is for science
QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY